My speed is George, my boyfriend of almost two years. Stable and dependable. Works a slightly-boring-to-most-people but decent-paying tech job. George is perfect for me. He’s not an ex. Or an athlete. Doesn’t have a big ego. These are all big red flags that will, statistically speaking, put the longevity of your relationship at risk. And no, I didn’t nerdily run those number one day when I was bored at work. Okay, yes. Yes I have.

