“What’s with the outfit?” “What? You said to dress in theme.” I gesture to my suit. “Yeah, wedding theme.” He doesn’t look the slightest bit apologetic. “Exactly. Weddings are stupid, so I dressed the part.” I take in his “I’m with stupid” T-shirt, the water wings, and his kilt. “In that case, you nailed the brief.” “Don’t you wanna know what it all means?” he asks innocently. “I think you’re going to tell me anyway.” “The kilt was as close to a dress as I’ll go, even for you, and it’s my family kilt. Only worn on special occasions. The T-shirt, because, duh. I think this whole wedding idea
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