“Is it true? Have all my dreams come true?” “Your nightmares maybe. You’ve lost me as a roommate. I know how devastating that is for you, but if you really miss me, I can sneak into your room and spoon you again if you like.” “Fuck off, Ez.” He laughs. “Rooming with the rookie has to be ten times better than rooming with you.” “Good luck,” Anton says behind us. “Moreau snores.” “It’s true,” Diedrich adds. “My kids are scared of him after he stayed with us a few weeks. They think when he sleeps, he turns into a monster.”
