She was always bragging to me about her Jimmy Choo heels that she said Cristiano Ronaldo gifted her.” He threw his head back on a laugh. “Honey, ain’t no Cristiano Ronaldo gifting you anything when you walk in heels like a Muppet without the strings. Honest to god, I saw her coming down the street once and almost called Jim Henson to come pick up Kermit the Frog.”
