All He Wants for Christmas Is a Fingerling (The Weird & Wacky World of Shifters #1)

by J.P. Sayle

I closed off the part of my mind that allowed me to communicate with my family in my potato form.

potatoes with telecommunication, starting off strong

I rolled toward town,

oh my god

Although, I’d let my mate eat me if he wanted to. I could regenerate myself if he left about a third of me.

WHAT

How the fuck does a potato give birth to pups? You’re being fucking ridiculous.

same tho

“Isn’t this so cool? Maybe there are others in your pack that are mated to a potato.”

“Just so you know, you can eat a potato shifter. Some, like me, can regenerate in the dirt if there is still a third of us left.”

isn't this a starfish thing NOT a potato thing?

“I’m his brother. I can sense what he’s feeling regardless of how deep he goes to heal. It’s a potato thing,”

I can't with this book

My potato was a game-changer.

His kind was able to shift while pregnant and could give birth in their potato form.

I'm sorry, what? This is a POTATO we're talking about

Tala had made a huge wooden box for the back of the house and put half the soil he’d got from home in it.

It's a potato sandbox 🤦🏼‍♀️