and this is when I lose it because it isn’t as though sex has always been about love, about us, about anything other than getting my husband’s rocks off, so I wave his other shoe at him and I say, now it’s your turn to suck it up like a big girl, and he says, how the fuck am I supposed to get a boner when I’m sucking it up like a big girl and I say, imagine I’m someone else, obviously, like, do you even know what sex is?, and that is apparently unacceptable even though, as I said, my egg is on the fucking move like Wile E. Coyote ten feet past the edge of the cliff, gravity about to ruin his
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