So I go to the plate as a woman, I wear my armor when I step up to the plate for the San Diego Padres and the crowd shouts Boooooooo and Boooooooodicca and I hit a home run and shock them all, because I am a practical hitter, a contact hitter, I play for the glory of the team, I’m willing to get hit by the pitch to get on base, but today I’ve risked it all, swung big and hard and I run the bases screaming a battle cry until my throat is raw.
