“Oh, right. Hey, for the low, low price of you staying the fuck out of our business, we can offer the Skippy Protection Plan. It guarantees our Elder weapons won’t make a mess in your backyards, and keeps pesky Sentinels away from your house. Is there a discount coupon available, Skippy?” “Coupons are only for our valued customers, Joe. These assholes can pay full price.” “OK, that’s fair. All right. Now, I need to talk with my leadership, so all of you out there, talk amongst yourselves, or do, whatever the hell it is you do. As long as what you do is abso-freakin’-lutely nothing. If any of
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