“Well, good for you. I think it’s—” Suddenly my sister stopped talking and burst out laughing. “What’s so funny?” I asked. “Oh my God, you don’t see it?” She shook her head, her eyes tearing up. “You have a crush on Dad, Winnie!” My spine snapped straight. “I do not!” “Yes, you do—ex-military, divorced single dad with daughters, swears too much.” She leaned back in her chair and kicked her feet. “It’s totally Dad. And you’re Frannie, complete with gigantic age gap! Just don’t let his daughters find you guys making out in the closet like we caught them.”
