Learn the Rules (Rough Love, #1-5)

by Leighton Greene

Xander has been preparing dinner for them: chopping, sizzling butter, and generally being insufferable about the proper way to caramelize onions,

“Do you want me to take over and play sous chef?” “You couldn’t ‘finely slice’ to save your life,” Xander snorts. “You machete.” “Oh, just move over. It'll be rustic.”