“Is it romantic between you?” And apparently Robbie can hear the whole conversation because his booming laugh fills the room. “Who’s that?” Mom asks. Could this get any worse? “The frat brother I was telling you about. He’s sick, so we’re watching a movie.” Mom releases a long, drawn-out aww. “My Brandon is such a good friend.” “Or more than friend,” Dad says. Someone help me with these two.

