“Do you need to house-train me before we get there?” “House-train?” “You know, warn me about my bad habits and teach me all the shit you need to for them to like me.” That makes him smile. “You have nothing to worry about.” “You sure?” “Yeah. They’re never going to like you, so there’s no point in trying.” I’d whack him if he wasn’t driving. “You’re a fucking dick.”
