Me: Is Betty White the greatest actress in history? Brandon: Well, I’m gonna go with a no on that one, so you won’t be here? Me: What is wrong with you? Brandon: The greatest actress? The GREATEST? Really? Me: The woman’s an icon Brandon: I could name at least five others who slap more than her Me: How the fuck are we friends? Brandon: Given you’re wrong about literally everything, I have no clue, dude
