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“Me?” I snort. “I once hooked up with a chick who liked to suck on my toes. She had issues, brother.”
“Hey. I’m fucking delightful.”
“I have a favor,” I say before I can get sidetracked. “I won’t hide the body with you, but I’m happy to provide an alibi,” Chad says. “Is murder a frequent occurrence?” Bailey asks. “Because manual labor isn’t my thing either.”
“New rule,” Chad says. “One bro does not ask another bro’s ho to see his dick. It’s so not frat.”
He has a reputation for being well proportioned, and for some reason, chicks wanna tame the beast. Good luck to them. I’ve been trying to control him all year.
And I submit. Give in. Let him take what he wants. The power in his body is new and different, and the unwanted sound that leaves me makes me think … I don’t hate it.
“Why are you such a pain in the ass?” “I can be a pain in the ass.” I spare him a small smile. “You wish.”
But loving people the way they are includes Brandon and all his uptight, planning ways.
“You gonna kiss me or not?”
“Wow, you have dicks on the brain. I didn’t realize being a cockhead was a literal thing.”
“Not my fault she thought I was hotter.” He splutters. “You told her I wanted to piss on her.”
“Robbie, brother, I love you, but I told you you’re not touching my dick.”
with, I catch Brandon watching me, so I blow a kiss his way. He responds with an expected eye roll, but then something I’m not expecting happens. His cheeks flush a ridiculously bright red. I didn’t even know Brandon could blush. And he is. Over me. Oh, this has just gotten interesting.
The thought of him kissing another guy turns my stomach. It’s our thing.
And that’s how, three hours later, Rudolph is giving Dasher head on Kappa house’s front lawn.
Bros being solid bros is frat as fuck—it’s
“I dunno if you’ve realized, but for us to do this, I’m gonna have to touch your no-no parts.”
And I know Robbie said he wanted to suck my cock, but there’s no stopping me now. For two dudes who have no idea about gay sex, we’re fucking nailing the assignment because I’m already about to nut like this is my first handy.
Thanks for the frot, your cock’s kinda hot. I’m after some more, so will you be my whore?
We’re going to talk it out, then hopefully fuck it out.
“Lucky I like bite-sized things.”
What the fuck is weird about letting your frat brother shove his fingers up your ass?
locking down my frat brother for regular orgasms is frat as fuck,
Look who’s pulling up his big-boy panties and asking his bro to go exclusive with him.
You’re like a Pokémon, and my dick chooses you.”
I sound like a desperate fucking whore behind this gag, and even that’s turning me on.
Who knew having a brofriend could be so fun?
Shooting people has never been so fun.
When I told Brandon I love him, I think … I think I might have meant it.
Well, hello, insecurities, we finally meet.
“But I am. I can do relationships, and I can be committed. I’d be the best fucking boyfriend in history, because if I was into someone enough that I wanted that with them, they’d be my whole world.”
“B-boyfriend? Not brofriend?” “No. We can stop kidding ourselves that this is nothing, because I think it might be everything.”
Brandon jokes about taming me, and while I might not be tamed, I am focused. On him. Only him. For as long as that idiot will have me.
“Robbie …” I cup his scruffy jaw. “Fuck I love you.” He presses a kiss to my straining cock. “I love you too.” “Wait.” I tilt my head. “Was that for me or my dick?” “Why not both?”
“Well, I lived for those days, for the brotherhood, but … that isn’t a home.” He nods to Zeke and Chad. “It’s us. Right here. And we’ve never lost that.”
