From the Desk of Lady Miss (Southern Belle Insults, #2)

by Keke Palmer

Seating charts are very important—I learned that at a dinner party where I happened to be sleeping with the host, his wife, their butler, and a man named BUTLER, and our paths crossed way too many times for comfort—all because of the seating chart! It’s KEY, doll.

Make myself look bad? Outrageous! Impossible! Slander! Foolishness! TOMFOOLERY! I couldn’t believe she’d said something like that to me!