My Dear Friend Janet (Southern Belle Insults, #1)

by Keke Palmer

just because THAT worked once on a mannequin at Dillard’s when CARTER was president does not mean it will work on you.

REAL lol

She’d been blessed with a figure that could fit most anything in the store, and instead she chose these garments that looked like they came from the clearance section of Bob’s Discount Tents.

NOT THE TENTS 😂