My Dear Friend Janet (Southern Belle Insults, #1)

by Keke Palmer

just because THAT worked once on a mannequin at Dillard’s when CARTER was president does not mean it will work on you.

She’d been blessed with a figure that could fit most anything in the store, and instead she chose these garments that looked like they came from the clearance section of Bob’s Discount Tents.

Before he was a saint, he was a SINNER!

Maybe there was a time when Janet showed her true self, but something happened. Somewhere, at some point, Janet decided to internalize every unpleasant moment, and now she cowered at every little thing.

as she walked by Janet’s cubicle. But Janet was too far into her sad little world to hear her.

Ugh, every time I look at her, my mind is full of Southern Belle insults.

If you ask me, no one should ever look smug when they’re wearing BEIGE.

“I just don’t know what’s happened to me. I’ve become too timid, too scared, too ashamed to do all of the things I dream of doing. I’ve gotten so comfortable with letting people push me around, and now I don’t know how to change it. How am I supposed to get what’s inside me OUT? I don’t think I’m ever going to be able to be happy until I do. I’m afraid to believe that this is just who I am and all I’m ever going to be.”

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend and it’s TRUE; I have the divorces to prove it.