From the kitchen, a gasp turned into a squeal of delight. “Oh my god! Santa came early.” Seconds later, Austin returned to the living room with an armload of dildos, grinning so wide it hurt. One of his brothers followed behind him, looking shell-shocked and uncomfortable, and I had to guess he had been the one to find them. Austin paid no attention to his uncomfortable brother and began going around to each person in the room, handing out dildos. “And you get a dick, and you get a dick, and you get a dick.” He arrived in front of Mallory and Laura and paused, looking at the dildos in his
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