Bohnes. Wow. I mean … My attention slides over to him, his broad back leaned up against one of the metal walls, hands tucked in his pockets. It’s as if he didn’t, you know, behead some dude in the woods. Now, I know it was all for a good cause, but like, the extra-ness of severing an assassin’s head just so he could bring it to me is … that’s psychotic, isn’t it? Bohnes is psychotic, not romantic, right? And why the fuck can’t I tell the difference?

