Walking Practice

by Dolki Min

Today, before I kill her, I absolutely must tell her the truth. It’d be such a shame for her to die without knowing that she’s spewing poison gas from her kisser.

LMAOOO, i think you could spare her that in her final moments… ya think? Lol

I wasn’t raised as a life-form of limited imagination. But truthfully, on my home planet, no one could have imagined that there is something that walks around on two legs swinging its two arms. The idea of it must have been tossed around at some point, but we would be hard pressed to believe that bipedalism was really possible and that there really is a whole group of life-forms out there somewhere living on two legs.

I think humans would share this sentiment about your planets life-forms, tripedal-ism (if that's even a word) isn't common to us and if we were forced to be tripedal… we'd all look like toddlers walking lol

good things come to those who wait? Nothing good comes, but I keep waiting.

:( … maybe instead of waiting, take action!

In the time it takes to finish, the sun has set and the sky has turned pitch black.

WOWIE…Could a sub-chapter get anymore vulgar MY GODD. VERY descriptive, Dolki Min. Lordy!

A truth that I had long buried deep in my heart resurfaces: humans have survival instincts

Umm…yeah?! And families and friends affected by your maddness. This is why im not fully on your side.

I dispatched them so quickly that the humans never had a chance to feel physical or mental pain,

THAT human. What about all the human the love that human? They are suffering. They are in pain.

Dragging her leg, she gets as far away from the motel entrance as she possibly can.

Finally someone got away from your crazy ass!!!!!!

Since meeting me, the only way to end her pain is by accepting death.

That's horrible.

I’m sorry to keep repeating myself, but I have no intention of stopping my hunt. I give her one last chance to end her life of h e r o w n v o l i t i o n .

Okay… i don't think i like you anymore friend.

IpromiseIwon’teatyou!

Liar.

and crush her to a pulp.

You're awful

every last Iwon’teatyouIpromise! bit of her.

You lack what humans think is key to bonding and survival…honoring your promise. I'm so disgusted with you…you made that hell for her, you're not surviving. You're having fun.

But I’ve mastered the trick to energy-efficient hunting: seizing the opportunity right after salacious sex to bite off the head of my one-night stand and suck out their blood. This is the hunting method that I would recommend to any being like myself living on Earth. Without fail, this is how you must do it, dear reader. Humans are so easily made into meat,

You start feeling bad and then you go back to this AGAIN. Just because it's easy doesn't means it's right. For all the people you have killed, you've blown up their friends and families planets.

As long as I am certain that they can’t feel their deaths bodily, I can pop as many as I like into my belly and digest them. My burden decreases when I highlight the differences between me and them.

You sound like a racist kinda… or one of the -ists lol...

sashimi

Ugh. I now know what you consider 'sashimi'…

Thanks to the beauty standards on this planet, I’ve become much ugl ier than I was before. H i d e o u s .

Well…you're not from here! Try cutting yourself some slack and not comparing apples to oranges!

People who are c o n f i d e n t i n s p i t e o f t h e i r u g l i n e s s are the ugliest.

No, humans think un-yeilding confidence is pretty awesome. You gotta give yourself some credit!!

forgive me (a formality).

Don't mean it, huh?

I wondered how it was even possible to divide something with so many visible variants into just two groups.

Theres's not *just*two, friend

made myself complicit in humanity’s scam and adapted myself to the local ecosystem. That being said, I still don’t feel an intimate sense of belonging, but at least I don’t starve.

I guess you made yourself complict in one part of humanities "scam" but as for everything apart from sex and blending in…you're still surviving as yourself.

To act the part of a woman, you’ve got to memorize a hefty script. Men should do the opposite. Just don’t act like a woman.

Since the feast is already prepared, all you need to bring is yourselves. I’ll gladly spoon-feed you.

Why us? Why do you have to eat us?! What if we hunted you and feasted on you…YOU in particular friend; would call us monsters.

Why does the path become narrower the further I walk down it?

I don't think you've tried…

The roles that were assigned to you without your consent are stuck to your body like a label: A label that you can’t remove before death. A label that can’t be removed even after death.

Oh but friend, we can :) You are depressed so your attitude is dispraged and you're angry at what you miss/can't have

I don’t think you understand the true nature of the sticker, dear reader.

You do NOT give humans enough credit, man

I’ve consciously tried my damnedest to receive a sticker.

Your want to fit in is so heartbreaking :( you shouldn't want people to put a label on you

I’m infinitely grateful to the cute old man rolling around screaming on the floor.

Feel like we maybe didn't need this part…

The stairs gauge my condition. And according to today’s reading, I’m beaten to a pulp. Thanks for letting me know, stairs.

I guess it's a love-hate relationship with stairs too? Lol

I’ve got to get their consent.

But truly, you don't really have it. They don't have the FULL scope of the situation.

Promises are precious. You can’t just break promises whenever you like.

You did. In that alleyway.

I disregard the facts that they used being sick as an excuse to treat me like trash, I had a horrible journey, and the building is at the top of a hill, that is.

What if it wasn't an excuse? And this journey doesn't seem arduous to him because he's under the impression you're…HUMAN!

I hold them close like a lover would under the blankets, scared to think about when they were last washed.

LMFAOOO BYE AND THE SHEETS ARE YELLOWING AHHHHH!!!! WHY TF WOULD YOU HIT STLL??!?!? UGH!!!!!!!!!

I can’t quite tell the smell of their spit from the smell of shit. Every inch of my skin stinks of rotting feces. But what does that matter? Life is still worth living. Dammit,

But the last lady's breath stunk and you chased her down an alleyway in torturous fashion !

you want to criticize me, go ahead. This person and I are going to get married.

Well…damn right. Good for you…!

Idiot. I want to fucking kill him.

Whyyyyyy!!!!! He's sweet!

Of course, he thinks I’m kidding—stupid fuck.

Why are you like thisssss !

Farewell, dear reader. I will continue my adieus until we part. I will infinitely enlighten you to the finitude of my being.

Um…this seems like you're foreshadowing your death

Can you understand the agony of hating humans so much but shoving that hatred aside to look just like one? The desire to become a member of society always overpowers the shame of being embraced by their system.

As a black woman… yeah :/ This is very powerful, friend

Woah, woah, what the fuck? H-he really is an alien!?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR FRIEND!!! UGHH

My blood is not just blood, dear reader, it’s acid blood that can dissolve human flesh,

Aw hell yeah!!! You've killed a LOT of people but this isnt how i wanted you to go!