Walking Practice

by Dolki Min

A fairly good-looking twenty-seven-year-old male—height 173 cm, weight 65 kg. And an eight-inch cock.

oh okay!

Perhaps you are even feeling a little anxious.

lowkey

I discovered that there are many of you who, when meeting someone new, first take their gender into account. I also get the impression that it is only after a gender has been assigned that you are seen as human.

But there is a time when you do become aware: when you are uncertain of another’s gender. You grow anxious when, wherever you may be, you encounter someone who you cannot immediately classify as male or female—or, to put it another way, when the “evidence” for your gender judgment is conflicted. This is because, according to your narrow system of understanding, it is difficult to decide how to interact—for example, what honorific should you use—with someone whose body you simply cannot decipher.

You never know if one morning your planet will explode, breaking into hunks of rock floating in space with nary a fistful of oxygen for you to suck down. You should breathe it in while you can. Don’t be full of regret, like me. Regret isn’t a very enjoyable emotion.

If you can’t get it up, I’ll fucking murder you. No, even if you blow my mind, I’ll kill you. You’re going to die.

this is so much fun

The cock and balls are a delicacy that must be kept in ice water, then, when ready to eat, sliced fresh like sashimi and dipped in either soy sauce with wasabi or gochujang and vinegar.

And worst of all, this face is my precious new model and has barely been used yet. It’ll break my heart if I have to throw it away after only a few days. I must avoid situations that call for my face to be destroyed at any cost.

W i t h t h e p r e s s o f a b u t t o n, hot water c a s c a d e s o v e r m e , and once I’m fully submerged, the h o l e s in my skin open up, and s h i t (m i x e d w i t h p i s s) t r i c k l e s o u t l i k e s w e a t .

booboo in the bathtub!!?

For some unknown reason, I am drawn to this rhinoceros.

Hello, everyone? I can hear you all. Let me tell you, my hearing is perfectly sharp, even if my earlobes are dripping onto my shoulders.

Can I become a human and receive love? Is that too much to ask for?

Finally, Iwon’teatyouIpromise! I’ve eaten IpromiseIwon’teatyou! every last Iwon’teatyouIpromise! bit of her.

they didnt technically chew so they lowkey kept the promise!!

And if you are struck by a bout of conscience, never fear! For conscience quickly crumbles with repeated evil deeds. Time solves all.

The moment that belief breaks . . . I have trouble eating, or I throw up.

awww they are so kind

I already know my w o r r i e s . I’m not h o p i n g f o r s o l u t i o n s. I n e e d s o m e o n e w h o w i l l l i s t e n .

P l e a s e give me attention, p l e a s e give me some love. A h , I ’ m a s k i n g f o r t o o m u c h , forgive me (a formality).

I made myself complicit in humanity’s scam and adapted myself to the local ecosystem.

Since the feast is already prepared, all you need to bring is yourselves. I’ll gladly spoon-feed you. Just come, please.

The world as I perceive it is mostly shrouded in darkness. Do I exist in the same physical space as other people? Can I really seek joy and pleasure together with them? Why does the path become narrower the further I walk down it? Why is every place I go to a cliff?

real

As always, no human will come to my aid. Why won’t they help me? Would they help if I shouted for help? I’m scared to ask for help, since it’s likely that my cries for help will go unanswered. I’m afraid I’ll once again confirm that I am completely alone.

No matter how well they suck my nipples or how tasty the meat is, if I can’t cleanly butcher it and take it back home with me, what’s the point? I’m here to stock up on rations. And I can’t stand dirtying the sheets!

been there twin

I can’t quite tell the smell of their spit from the smell of shit.

ok ew

Idiot. I want to fucking kill him.

Of course, he thinks I’m kidding—stupid fuck.

Can you understand the agony of hating humans so much but shoving that hatred aside to look just like one?

Go run to your parents, brothers, or sisters and beg them to wipe the shit from your ass. And if you have no family, do it yourself, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I d i d w r o n g ? ? P l e a s e f o r g i v e m e ? I t ’ s a l l m y f a u l t ? ? ? P l e a s e l e t m e o u t o f h e r e ? ? ? P l e a s e s e n d m e h o m e ? ? ? T u c k m e i n t o b e d ? ? ? P l e a s e ? W h a t e v e r I d i d w r o n g ? L e t m e b e g y o u r f o r g i v e n e s s ? ? ? ? ? I d i d w r o n g ? ? ? ? I t ’ s m y f a u l t ? I d i d w r o n g ? ? ?

But because I failed to keep my promises, haven’t y o u e s c a p e d d e a t h ? Or are you a twisted fucker who wants to be m u r d e r e d i n e c s t a s y after your c l i m a x h a s c o m e ?

It’s ludicrous how much I depend on the pleasure I derive from these worthless humans penetrating my fake asshole.