Bound to the Battle God (Aspect and Anchor, #1)

by Ruby Dixon

I mean, my last boyfriend left me for an accountant. If that doesn’t tell you everything about my life, nothing will.

The kids from Narnia went through a wardrobe dresser and became kings. The chick from Outlander touched some stones and ended up with a hot kilted Scotsman. Me, I knock on my neighbor’s door because I hear voices shouting, and the next thing I know, I’m being shoved in a slave pen and referred to as “Tart.” Hollywood has definitely misled me.