Stolen by Starlight (Warrior Kings of Alioth #1)

by Sara Ivy Hill

Except, instead of rattling my skull, this rattles my soul. And apparently, I keep my soul mostly in my pussy.

I laughed out loud at this one

“Please,” I beg her, though kings do not beg. In this moment, I’m no king. “Lie to me, Alara. Lie to me so I can prove it to you.”

“If I claim you, I will never let you go. And I cannot bind you to me unless you feel the truth in your heart.”

I’m on my own. Locked in a cell with a sentient Christmas tree on a ship that’s being invaded by “enemy combatants.”

Another hilarious one-liner

To love is to risk. To be dangerously, beautifully vulnerable. Alioth knew it, and this is why she brought me my Alara, to teach me how to embrace the shadow of her favor—the promise of loss that haunts love like a ghost.