“There are cursed puppets on eBay?” Louise asked, wondering if this was something she was already supposed to know. “Dolls,” Aunt Gail corrected. “I’m not sure if puppets and dolls are the same, theologically speaking, but eBay is rife with them. Barb’s calling is to keep them out of innocent hands. On long weekends and federal holidays we spiritually deactivate them.”
