If you think you are dull, your Guru is brilliant. If you think you are brilliant, your Guru is irrational. If you think you are irrational, your Guru is irresistible. If you complain, your Guru gets tougher. If you are perfect, your Guru is imperfection personified. Do you still want to have a Guru? It is inviting all sorts of trouble! —Gurudev
