The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System: Ren Zha Fanpai Zijiu Xitong (Novel) Vol. 1
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who had properly purchased the website’s VIP currency and read the novel’s official version
Emily
how can you claim this man is anything other than lawful good
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a serialized novel that had been running for four years and covered an in-narrative span of two hundred years? He’d spent twenty days binging the novel from start to finish,
Emily
first of all, deranged second of all, mood me opening a new fic at 1am
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Shen Qingqiu wasn’t the least bit ashamed about using easy mode,
Emily
king shit tbh
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Right as Die-er’s strike came down, by curious coincidence, a ceiling beam broke. If Shen Qingqiu had still been reading Proud Immortal Demon Way, upon seeing this described, he definitely would have thrown down his cell phone and started screaming curses.
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he just like me fr
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Even if it was to let the protagonist escape with his life, this twist was still downright contrived. What’s the difference between this and a third-rate melodrama where the male and female leads are just about to marry when they’re suddenly hit by a car in a tragic twist ending? Downvote!
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the redditor energy is so strong he's unbearable i love him ❤️
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As he stared after Shen Qingqiu’s retreating back, Luo Binghe held that manual in both hands, his heart profoundly shaken. Shizun had specially given this manual only to him!
Emily
the manual? the manual for binghe? the manual chosen specially by shizun for binghe? binghe's manual?
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He didn’t know what Luo Binghe was thinking, but the boy was almost certainly thinking too much.
Emily
that's it, you've summed up the book
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One had to admit, “Great Master” Airplane was genuinely good at nailing what people found satisfying. Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help giving Luo Binghe another glance.
Emily
SHEN /YUAN/
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Instead of letting Luo Binghe become that pitch-black basket case of a young man who made destroying the world his personal mission, it’d be better if he could stay this delicate little white lotus forever. Shen Qingqiu absolutely wouldn’t have minded keeping this iteration of Luo Binghe by his side and taking care of him for a lifetime.
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😭
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Luo Binghe realized that where his wrist had been pinched neither hurt nor itched. Instead, it tingled. Immediately, he also realized his thoughts were overstepping and scolded himself a little. Thinking such nonsense at a time like this, how disrespectful to Shizun.
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[pei ming voice] ho ho
Noah~ liked this
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Alarmed, Luo Binghe gathered him in his arms. “Shizun?” he called. “Shizun!”
Emily
hope this won't become a running theme or anything lol
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Meng Mo, unaware that Luo Binghe was internally ridiculing him, continued.
Emily
binghe is a bitch and i like him so much <3
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He absolutely had to become stronger! So strong that he would never be powerless—strong enough that he could protect Shizun from any hand that dared reach for him.
Emily
BINGHE
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Luo Binghe heard this back-and-forth, and his face paled.
Emily
this was NOT in his detailed 12-step program to woo shizun!
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“Beautiful beyond comprehension?” he muttered. She wasn’t even showing her entire face. No matter how beautiful she was, could she be better-looking than him?
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SO MUCH VINEGAR BINGHE 😭
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“If you lose, who pays?” Liu Qingge asked. “Me,” said Yue Qingyuan. “If I win, who keeps the payout?” asked Shen Qingqiu. “You,” said Yue Qingyuan.
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qi-ge NO
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This Gongyi Xiao, although he looked favored and blessed, overflowing with incredible presence—actually, enh, he was at best only half a dollar better than his fellow cannon fodder.
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HEY NO BE NICE TO MY BOY
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He couldn’t just pretend he was watching the climax of an ultra-realistic show.
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oh no baby boy you care about these people
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I cannot wait and hope my earlier words were true while you develop a taste for slaughter and lose all control.”
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YOU HURT BINGHE? YOU CRUSH HIS WHITE LOTUS HEART? JAIL JAIL FOR SHIZUN FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS
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His voice quivered. “But you said…”
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SHEN QINGQIU YOU TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW TELL HIM HE'S A GOOD BOY
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then Shen Qingqiu could go on believing his own lies that this scene would have a happy end.
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gdi now i'm sad about HIM too
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Better that than this moment being carved into Shen Qingqiu’s memory from here on out, forcing him to remember night and day that he had shoved Luo Binghe down with his own two hands.
Emily
sir you /love/ him
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Shen Qingqiu had stabilized the injuries of everyone who’d passed out, but he hadn’t really paid attention to his own.
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SIR
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Head lowered, Shen Qingqiu didn’t answer. He picked up the shattered pieces of a longsword lying on the ground, which had broken into many fragments.
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g o d
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Ten thousand spirit stones? Shen Qingqiu stared at him blankly. “Why would they suddenly send so many spirit stones up the mountain?”
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AUGH
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In the past, he had always given these things to Luo Binghe to handle—
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this is legitimately awful
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whatever you want to eat, I’ll make it for you!”
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shizun don't be sad!
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Actually, now that he’d reached the Core Formation stage, it didn’t matter whether he ate or not. He’d just had a sudden craving and wanted to eat some snacks, and he had for a moment forgotten that he’d already thrown Luo Binghe into the Endless Abyss. How did that count as being “out of his mind”?!
Emily
sir you are GRIEVING
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He was scaring his disciples, putting on the act of a grieving widow whose husband had just died.
Emily
we love sexy widow shen qingqiu
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No! Bah! Shen Qingqiu mentally slapped himself. Who are you calling a grieving widow?! Whose husband died?! That’s not something you should just say—you’re really getting worse by the day. A negative mindset produces nothing good. You deserve a slap!
Emily
*stares directly into camera*
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Only Shen Qingqiu knew that the one he was mourning was in truth within that sword mound, buried underneath and never to return: that youth as warm as the sun.
Emily
oh nooooooooooooo
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How could I not know your ID after reading your entire fucking novel?!
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they're friends
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Without a second thought, Shen Qingqiu said, “Give it to my disciple, Luo Bing—” After he spoke, everyone fell silent. The atmosphere turned a bit odd.
Emily
oh NO
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Rumor had it that after the peak lord of Qing Jing Peak lost his beloved disciple at the Immortal Alliance Conference, he had for a time fallen into inconsolable heartbreak, being out of his mind with grief.
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sexy widow shen qingqiu
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Senior Shang must have come to supervise Senior Shen and make sure he didn’t do anything rash.
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THIS IS SO MUCH
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“Cucumber-bro, did you really see Luo Binghe as the apple of your eye? Did you adore him as your darling baby and disciple?”
Emily
"was he your poor little meow meow?" airplane bro you can't just SAY these things to him
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Shen-shixiong has been out of his mind with grief, his thoughts wandering all over the place. Time after time, you call Luo Binghe’s name, and you stand in front of that sword mound and sigh in sorrow.
Emily
i'm losing my ENTIRE mind
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Shang Qinghua was in fact innocent. He was honestly asking and was interested in discussing the matter. It was Shen Qingqiu who was overthinking the skeletons in his closet.
Emily
shen /yuan/ i want to study your brain in a lab i swear to fucking god bro this is a lot to unpack here buddy