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March 31 - April 28, 2023
“Dumbfuck author, dumbfuck novel!” With his dying breath, Shen Yuan spat this final curse.
When faced with the protagonist, every single character acted like his total edgelord aura had devoured their intelligence—
His only purpose was to dig his own grave, and he hadn’t even managed to finish before he was killed by the protagonist instead.
It was enough to make him want to puke a fountain of blood.
Towards the Sky-bro, Airplane-bro, “Great Master”: Can we have a discussion? Fill! In! Plot holes! Okay?!
He was certainly many times better-looking than Shen Yuan’s headcanon for him.
B-Points, also known as points awarded for being a badass.
I can’t afford your submission—if you pay respects to me today, you are definitely going to kneecap me in the future.
At this point in time, Luo Binghe’s face was still full of innocence, his smile sincere and gentle like the warm dawning sun.
Such a glorious track record. (Shen Qingqiu waved goodbye to his last hope of survival.)
In this sort of male power fantasy stallion novel, any woman inevitably belonged to the male lead, as long as she wasn’t ugly. Everyone knew this.
Yes. All he wanted was to be able to flee in disgrace.
In that instant, Shen Qingqiu could almost see ten thousand rays of light behind Luo Binghe.
In the end, Ning Yingying had a young girl’s disposition, completely unable to take a hint or read the room.
“You sure are knowledgeable,” Shen Qingqiu muttered. “Did you do business over at Harry Potter’s before?” The System typed out a giant line of hovering symbols: 【…】
Shen Qingqiu didn’t even want to pretend to meditate, so he lay on the bed, just pretending to be dead.
What! Was! This?! He looked exactly like a tender pretty boy caught in bed during an illicit act. No wonder the System had deducted fifty points straight off the bat—it was deserved!
“You’re Die-er, aren’t you?”
“Impossible! How did you guess?!”
Did she think he was blind? That he couldn’t tell from her figure? Men loved to look at bodies first before the face, okay?
Bosses traditionally received time to monologue. How could he not offer this courtesy?
This villain’s professional integrity was really impressive. Not only had she exposed her inner thoughts and feelings, she’d also explained her methods and line of criminal reasoning in detail.
What was that she’d said? You think I’d tell you, right? Not only have you told me, you also seem to have made the astonishing decision to reveal your plan!
Downvote!
So their IQ wasn’t beyond saving! Shen Qingqiu was a little relieved.
I just praised you, and you goof up again. Don’t reveal how to free the enemy, dear!
“Even if an accident befalls this master, no misfortune will come to you.”
Shen Qingqiu had fallen a little in love with the sensation of these dramatic ups and downs, the intense joys and sorrows—it was basically gambling.
“If I don’t help you now, it’ll be too late. I’m not familiar with how this works, though, so if you…you know. Anyhow, I’ll have tried my best, so don’t blame me.”
It was just science for her to have such powerful genes.
Shen Qingqiu’s hatefulness quotient was truly extraordinary!
His thoughts weren’t indecent, but rather… You’ve traveled thousands of miles from the Demon Realm, crossing land and sea, and after arriving you even climbed this tall mountain barefoot? Young miss, do…do your feet really not hurt?
Shen Qingqiu was overjoyed. Good, run! If she ran, then the trouble she was supposed to make after this drama wouldn’t crop up!
Thus did Student Luo Binghe’s colorful imagination successfully activate the Massive Fog of Misunderstandings System.
At the moment of truth, subconsciously, he once again moved to protect his student.
You were already told that he won’t die! Remember?! He won’t die! Why did you go out of your way to rush to rescue him?!
“Cuisine a la Luo Binghe.”
Was it possible that Bing-ge’s head had a special magnetic field? That would explain why he couldn’t control himself.
This job’s opportunities for growth were really terrible.
He put a tremendous amount of effort into picking it for her—just doing that took three days (thirty chapters).
After the down and dirty scene, the girl’s poison was naturally cured!
The so-called protagonist’s privilege was that even if he stepped in dog shit, there would probably be a hidden scroll or elixir within it.
Like, he knew that going at it with the protagonist could have cured the poison, but like he could do that! Could he? Ha ha ha ha…
The feeling of having someone speak about you so highly somewhere you couldn’t see—that feeling was truly indescribably wonderful.
If Shen Qingqiu were there, he would definitely have suspected that, within the depths of his heart, Luo Binghe was actually an extreme masochist.
Luo Binghe startled, then dashed over happily, like a chick who’d seen its mother hen. (What kind of shitty analogy was that?!)
Shen Qingqiu was ready with an answer, fully enjoying the experience of divulging spoilers.
Shen Qingqiu’s face was smooth and unchanging, but his mind was a stormy sea. He was having an intense back-and-forth with the System.
Let us summarize this scenario’s original setup: Luo Binghe was pushed into Meng Mo’s sphere of influence, but before danger struck, he instinctually sought protection and pulled the person he trusted most into the barrier with him.
Shen Qingqiu absolutely wouldn’t have minded keeping this iteration of Luo Binghe by his side and taking care of him for a lifetime.
