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January 27 - February 14, 2024
That infamous weirdo, the laughingstock of the three realms, the legendary Royal Highness the Crown Prince, he…he…he…he fucking ascended again!
Flew the mother plane into the word serve center and the cuntagon‼️‼️
Either way he had nothing, nothing, absolutely nothing!
He just like me fr
Looking at those two grim and dispirited faces, Xie Lian thought inwardly, You guys actually mean “I want to kill myself,” right?
Real asf
Then he thought to himself, Those three silly guys are here again.
Just a couple silly little guys
“Too ugly!” Fu Yao commented again.
DUDE STOP UR MAKING IT SO HARD FOR ME TO LIKE U
“Just because its face is wrapped in bandages doesn’t mean it’s ugly. There’s also the possibility that it’s so beautiful that it doesn’t want others to see,” Fu Yao said.
Why r u delusional😭
No matter how high on his guard Xie Lian was, to be treated this way, he couldn’t help but think: If he was a real groom, then he’d genuinely be a most gentle and considerate one.
MAKE OUT NOW
he frowned. “Why is there a woman here?” While his tone wasn’t furious, it didn’t mean well either.
PLEASE STOP BEING A WOMAN HATER I LOVE U BUT STOP
If he didn’t open his mouth, then he was entirely a gentle, demure, and beautiful young lady. This gave the two a huge shock and mired them in disbelief, making them question their lives and feel uncomfortable all over.
Omfg u two r literally gay for each other stfu
But with someone like Ol’ Pei, I’ll be honest, it’s already pretty good if he doesn’t cheat on you.”
Slut
While he hadn’t interacted much with this girl Xiao-Ying, hadn’t even spoken with her much, Xie Lian still knew that she was a kindhearted girl despite her ugly appearance.
Try not to call women ugly challenge (impossible) LIKE SHE WASN’T THAT BAD GUYS
With a bent nose and slanted eyes and an appearance so ugly it was silly, her bloodied, tear-streaked face was almost funny to behold.
IM FUCKING CRYING STOP PLEASE
“Your Highness walked the Mortal Realm for hundreds of years, and yet you are still so ill-informed. I’m really curious to know what you’ve been doing all this time.” Eating, sleeping, busking, collecting junk, duh?
Eat, sleep, collect scraps, repeat
Was that little silver butterfly really that scary? Xie Lian wondered. It wasn’t that bad… It was kind of cute.
Gay. Gay. Just say ur gay and in love with him
That tight pair of black boots on a pair of long legs was a sight pleasing to the eyes,
Gay. Very gay.
The Prince of Xianle, ascended thrice as: a Martial God, a Misfortune God, a Rubbish God. “…Well, all right,” Xie Lian said out loud. “If you think about it, a martial god is no different than a rubbish god. All gods are equal. All beings are equal.”
Mans just trying to make himself feel better
Famous gods usually had a nickname or two between all the realms. For example, Xie Lian was known as the Laughingstock of the Three Realms, the Infamous Freak, the Jinx, the Loser, ahem, ahem, etcetera.
DAMN GO EASY ON HIM
like if anyone were to call Mu Qing the Sweeping General, he’d surely fly into a rage.
Mu Qing’s the one they call the sweeping general??? Nah that’s fucked up
Painting a portrait of himself to be hung in the shrine he built for himself to pray to himself.
Insane but real as always
Xie Lian found a few spiritual accessories: an eight trigrams map, a steel sword, and so on.
Ah yes my eight trigrams map. Never leave home without it😊
Once it was in his hand and he saw what it was, his temper surged straight to his head. The youth threw him a broom!!
Not the fucking broom I CANT
His worst enemy being a fucking broom…
After a moment of deliberation, Xie Lian still replied in the end. “Not really… Here it says that there was once a battle when both sides clashed, and as they fought, this man’s boot laces came loose and he stepped on them, tripped, then…”
That’s so fucking insane dude how do u even
Xie Lian also piped up. “Ahem. Yeah, it’s rather tragic. Let’s be more sympathetic and not laugh, okay? We’re in his tomb after all, let’s give him some face.”
Buzzkill we know ur just embarrassed
prostrating
Whoever decided to use this word here and make me think it was prostate… I hope u die
“Yeah! It’s pretty much the same effect as worshipping the Scrap Immortal! The more you pray, the unluckier you become!” “…”
NOT WHEN HES STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF U??? NAH FUCKED UP
He forced the two creatures to mate in front of him and his ministers to serve as entertainment at one of his many banquets, and after the feast, they were executed.
I'm sorry? He did WHAT
Rather than remembering how I was butchered and trampled hundreds of years ago, I’d prefer to remember that I ate a delicious meat bun yesterday, no?”
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