“You got a problem with the way I talk? You got a problem with an Old World Umber patois?” “I do when it’s fake.” “Whachoo talkin’ about, foo’!” “It’s obvious. I’ll bet people never even said things like ‘foo,’ except on dumb prewar TV shows and stuff. You’re speaking wrong on purpose.” “Wrong? What makes it wrong? It’s classic, just like those TV shows—and I ain’t appreciating you disrespecting my patois. Patois means—”
