Unwind (Unwind Dystology, #1)

by Neal Shusterman

In a perfect world everything would be either black or white, right or wrong, and everyone would know the difference. But this isn’t a perfect world. The problem is people who think it is.

For your ease and peace of mind, there are a variety of harvest camps to choose from. Each facility is privately owned, state licensed, and federally funded by your tax dollars. Regardless of the site you choose, you can feel confident that your Unwind will receive the finest possible care from our board-certified staff as they make their transition to a divided state. —From The Parents’ Unwinding Handbook

It's giving bad vacation brochure...

chaos is as compelling a cause as any other. It can even become a religion to those unlucky enough to be baptized into it, those whose consolation can only be found in its foul waters.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” —ALBERT EINSTEIN