Asterion (The Court of the Underworld #1; The Gods Universe #1)

by Alessa Thorn

"This lack of sleep better not be because of a fucking man. I would advise you to move to women, but they are just as crazy. My last girlfriend stole my good GHD hair straightener and sliced up my favorite dress before she left. Bitch. At least men wouldn't think to steal your hair styling products when you dump them," Dimmi said sourly.

"That's definitely going to attract trouble," he said. "I'll take that as a compliment. You scrub up okay yourself," she replied,

Hmm, your skin feels nice," Asterion said, sitting down beside her. "Thanks, I moisturize."

Ariadne ran her fingers over the soft stubble of his beard. "The world is ugly and violent. At least this place has rules; the streets don't."