The Surrogate

by Freida McFadden

They say the eyes are the window to the soul, and if that’s true, my husband has the best soul of anyone I’ve ever met.

Andyroo

That’s the best part about having a landline. You can slam it down. You don’t get the joy of slamming a phone down when you’re on a cell phone. What can you do—press “end call” really angrily?

I do miss slamming the phone down maybe i should get a landline

Whenever I get a headache, it’s always in my left temple. Why is that? Is it a sign of a tumor?

Meeeee

“I don’t know much about women, but I know there’s only one right answer when your wife asks you if another woman is pretty.”

I’m starting to long for when my only problem was an alleged meth addiction.

Monica smiles at Gertie—this time a genuine smile. “Thanks, Mom,” she says.

GASPPPPPP