The One

by John Marrs

“Honestly, Ellie, when I saw you come into the pub, I let out the longest fart, I thought I was going to fly across the room like a deflating balloon.”

DEADDDDD

“So was it love at first fart?”

This made me LAUGH

Nobody ever killed or robbed a bank to the sounds of Rihanna or Justin Bieber.

Maybe he’s never heard Breakin Dishes 🤣🤣 also shoutout to my boo Justin Bieber