Hidden Bodies (You, #2)

by Caroline Kepnes

“Miserable people want to call it a one-star slushie and insecure people want everyone to be jealous of them and be all, ‘best slushie everrrr.’”

“Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.”

“Goddamn Girl Scouts are pushier than ever.”

Note to self: Do not get sick with aspirations. They eat your brain and trick your heart and you wind up on a stage in a basement saying unfunny things and waiting for someone to laugh.

And fuck doctor-patient confidentiality, because in the thirty-two comments below, some asshole named Adam Mayweather reveals that Patient X went by the name Danny Fox. And this, this is why you have to kill people. If you don’t, they don’t learn anything.