He grins, then squats down and hoists me over his shoulder, in true caveman fashion. “Oh my god, Reed, put me down!” I screech. “Someone’s going to see my butt in this dress!” If that happens, I’ll be mortified and die. Death by embarrassment. It’s an actual thing, look it up. Thank God we’re in a dark alley and alone, or I might actually have to kill him. I feel a sharp sting on my ass from Reed’s hand as he slaps it. Hard. Well… I guess that’s my answer.
