A smirk graced her face as she mumbled, “I’d ask if that is a weapon in your pants or if you’re just happy to see me, but I think the answer is abundantly clear.” I didn’t have pants on, so her joke was lost on me. It must have been a phrase from The Above that went over my head. She laughed softly to herself, seemingly proud of her joke as she softly padded over to me.
