The Love Hypothesis

by Ali Hazelwood

Olive tried not to think about it too much, but it flashed in her mind every once in a while, mostly when she was doing something important that required her utmost concentration, like implanting electrodes inside a mouse’s pancreas or trying to decide what to order at Subway.

So me

Talking on the phone is the hardest, most stressful thing in the world, and I can’t do it with the nice lady who schedules my dental cleanings, let alone with Adam Carlsen.

This is also me

‘Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.’ ”

You can fall in love: someone will catch you.

What a beautiful sentiment