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“What makes you think I know what a Romanian accent sounds like?” I ask, barely containing a belligerent scoff. “Don’t you have any pictures?”
I would also fall in love with this woman instantly
“Is he bothering you?” “Yes,” I say curtly. “Get out,” he says, addressing our visitor just as curtly.
“You think I would be so shallow as to care whether you are a good person?” Laura asks. She fondles one of the bats dangling from her ears, smiling playfully. “Be evil if it would please you. You will smell the same to me.”
i love amoral vampires
“I consider it reparations for having to witness mankind for this long.”
Fair
“I consume blood and wine alone. The wine is meh,” Laura says with half a shrug. “Is the food conveying meh as well?”
I love that she knows "meh"
“Forgive me. Materialism is my most innocuous sin, but I see no point in walking this earth for eternity if I am to cut corners on my wardrobe.”
“The twenty-first is fast becoming the most unhinged century so far.”
“Heterosexuals are an endangered species in the undead community.”
“You may not be able to see the scars that Tumblr left me with, but they’re there.”
“that I am what you call a simp.”
He puts her in my arms with a smile that I don’t have to second guess. “Bunnicula.”
AHHHHHHHHHHH
