Squeeze Me (Skink #8)
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Mrs. Fitzsimmons had no personal experience with intestinal mayhem but she loved a good party.
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“Being mixed-up and lost is positively better than being dead at the bottom of a fish pond, no?”
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The pudgy raccoon sat splay-legged on its haunches, finishing a Triscuit. It growled at Angie while nimbly plucking another cracker from the box.
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His punctuality was also impressive, and somewhat uncharacteristic of redneck whack jobs.
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“Why? It was probably just kids. Your neighborhood has a very active chapter of the Future Felons of America.”
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As he did every Saturday morning, Uric Burns went to the farmers’ market and shoplifted organically grown produce.
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It was the third dead body he’d found while fishing, but such was the reality of a childhood spent outdoors in Florida.
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“I bought her a burner phone.” “True love,” Ryskamp said. “Shakespeare was born too soon.”
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“The man’s basically mainlining corn syrup and caffeine.”
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“Lord, no! What’s left of my soul would shrivel without Pandora. They’ve got a whole station for Buffalo Springfield!”