“If you care about him so much,” Ryskamp said, “explain why you’re doing a book.” “I bet he’ll like it.” “Oh, yeah. Especially the part where you say he snorts like a wildebeest when he comes.” “No, baby wildebeest,” Suzi said. “And I didn’t write that line, swear to God! The dude that’s helping me with the words, sometimes he’s such a smartass.”
