The Ex Hex (The Ex Hex, #1)

by Erin Sterling

“Goddess, we beseech you to make sure his hair never does that thing again. You know the thing we mean.” “She totally does.” Vivi nodded.

“Goddess, we beseech you to make him the sort of man who will forever think the clitoris is exactly one-third of an inch away from where it actually is.”

haha

“So this is dumb.” Gwyn glanced up. “Which part? Him coming? Us finding out he’s coming? You feeling weird about him coming? How many times I’ve said the word ‘coming’?” “All of the above,”

Sometimes she thought what she’d really fallen in love with that summer was the version of herself she was when she was with him.