The Ex Hex (The Ex Hex, #1)

by Erin Sterling

“My darling, I adore you, but you dated the guy for three months.” “We’ve only been broken up for nine hours,” Vivi said, not adding that it was actually nine hours and thirty-six minutes, almost thirty-seven. “I get at least another fifteen hours before I have to stop sulking. It’s in the rule book.”

Maybe she and Gwyn could do face masks or something. Have another drink or five. Listen to Taylor Swift.

My kind of girls!!

“Goddess, we beseech you to make him the sort of man who will forever think the clitoris is exactly one-third of an inch away from where it actually is.”

“I know, but it’s my favorite story. I want it played at both my wedding and my funeral.

“You almost ran your ex-boyfriend over with a car, and then left him lying in the literal dirt on the side of the road. It is such a big deal, you absolute queen.”