Well, fine. I admit it. I hate kissing. It’s disgusting. It’s unhygienic. It’s a bizarre cultural phenomenon. Do you even know how many germs are in someone’s mouth? Six billion. SIX. BILLION. And how exactly, while we’re at it, am I supposed to describe tongues playing hockey with each other in a mass of saliva? Is that really what you want? If I were to be completely honest, I’d say the whole world should give up on it altogether. We should all just give jolly soft hugs to one another. That actually makes sense. And keeps you from spreading mono.
