And while my first reaction, which I seem incapable of helping in the face of any and all criticism, is indignation, the second—a bit surprisingly—is a little smile. I reread the passage, seeing it from his fresh angle, and all I can think is, Oh my gosh, he’s right. Renaldo does sound like a serial killer. I read halfway down the page and can’t help tittering as Renaldo continues, “I’ve been looking for someone . . . someone exactly like you. Come to my car. I want to show you something.”
GIRL WHY DID YOU WRITE THAT LMAOOOO
