Your plan didn’t quite work out, though. I’m not sure I’m relieved that it failed. It would almost be easier if I had died in that wreck because pretending to be injured has been difficult. I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve been deceiving you for so long.
You’re fucking confused, I’m fucking confused…I feel like this moment was supposed to be the whole shocked hand over mouth moment but it’s more like I’m giving you the side eye 😒
