Jeremy looks over at me. “Laura, how many seconds can a kid hang upside down before their brain flips over and they start talking backward?” I laugh at their interaction. “I heard twenty seconds. But it could be fifteen.” Crew says, “No, Daddy, I’ll go shower! I don’t want my brain to be upside down!” “And you’ll clean out your ears? Because they clearly weren’t working before when I told you to take a shower.” “I swear!”
