Ethan & Jag Destroy the World

by Maz Maddox

“Sorry about the creepy dolls. But they probably don’t freak you out, huh?” Jag shook his head but narrowed his eyes at the doll in the pink, frilly dress; it was staring at him. He hated that one the most.

“Never have I ever,” Jag summoned courage with a deep breath, “gotten a succubus's horn stuck in a sensitive area during an orgy.” There was a lot of silence, staring, and only one other person took a drink.

If you two cause the end of the world because you’re horny idiots, I’ll kill you.” Ethan was fairly sure they were doomed.