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Jag exhaled, understanding. “So you need me to slaughter him.” “No!” “Flay him?” Sami offered. “Disembowel him? Oh, Master, you can break in your new bone extracting knife!”
me convincing friends to do something
“Jealous ... that you have skin and he doesn’t?” Sami asked, confused.
“Surely there are human suitors for you to choose from.” Jag motioned to Ethan with his hand. “You seem healthy. Are scholars not held in high regards on Earth?” He thought about what he knew about humans and bobbed his head in acknowledgment. “Maybe not, actually. You do seem to burn people alive for speaking about science.”
Jag shook his head but narrowed his eyes at the doll in the pink, frilly dress; it was staring at him. He hated that one the most.
Sprinkles coated the workspace, mocking Jag with how badly they stuck to everything except his cookies. The audacity of the tiny sugar flakes made his blood boil.
“Never have I ever,” Jag summoned courage with a deep breath, “gotten a succubus's horn stuck in a sensitive area during an orgy.” There was a lot of silence, staring, and only one other person took a drink. “It wasn’t a horn, but it was a dildo, so I’m counting it,” the woman said with a shrug. Jag liked that human. “That’s a lot to unpack,” Ethan said slowly, his eyes wide. “I have so many questions.”
As it was, Ethan had nine skulls, one per month, that were placed with care on his dresser in the bedroom that ran the gamut of sizes. Jag was very proud of them. Ethan prayed no one ever saw in his bedroom.
“Holy shit.” Olivia watched Jag eating bread like the otherworldly creature he was. “Is the threesome offer still on the table?”
If you two cause the end of the world because you’re horny idiots, I’ll kill you.” Ethan was fairly sure they were doomed.
“Hey.” Olivia snapped her fingers. “I’m going to start bringing a spray bottle.
“Did you plan another vacation to the beach so I can take my revenge against the seagulls?” “Nope.” Ethan hooked his arm around Jag’s. “How about I show you?” “I still wish to get my revenge, Ethan.” Jag followed as Ethan pulled him out of the kitchen. “They stole from me and insulted me with their cries and by shitting in my ice cream.”
