In the handful of hours watching movies in Ethan’s absence, Jag was able to learn a couple of things about Christmas. One, humans had a tendency to haul large trees into their homes and throw lights on them. This was never explained. Two, Santa is worshiped and given offerings of cookies in exchange for gifts. It was unclear what happens if cookies aren’t left, but there had been mention of coal. From what Jag could infer, Santa turned children into coal for misbehaving. No longer in danger of Santa’s wrath, the parents often teased the children about their possible fate. Three, people
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