Hold the fuck on…” He sits up suddenly as his eyes get wide. “What?” I ask. “I want to pet Maddox.” Dread sets in. “Oh my god. NO. We’re not going to walk into his room and just start petting him.” He gives me the saddest look I’ve ever seen. “Please?” “Do you know how suspicious he’ll be if I sneak into his room and just pet him?”

